We're like a lot better than the average bears
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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