PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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