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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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  No?

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  Well my cheeks are red now

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  did you hook up austin?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?

  (305): View more from Florida

  Its worth a shot.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how was last night?

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  i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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  As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.

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• (650): View more from California

  I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively

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• (415): View more from California

  Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno

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