I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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