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you win
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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