we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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