Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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