He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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