i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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