ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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