i don't like sucking hair
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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