Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
time to smoke my breakfast
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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