Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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