so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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