how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I need to wash the frat house off of me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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