i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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