Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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