I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Drake has all the answers
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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