Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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