After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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