So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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