I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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