i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
NoShamevember. You game?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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