I'm drive I can fine osifer
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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