erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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