He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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