how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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