Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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