She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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