on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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