so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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