Plan B is the new Plan A
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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