i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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