I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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