The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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