He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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