You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
