This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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