Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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