I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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