But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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