hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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