Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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