I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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