She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My feet surprised me
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
So. Much. Porn.
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