Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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