Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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