We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
