i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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