She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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