I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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