why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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