playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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