Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You made out with two different species that night
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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