Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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