It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
can u get pink eye on your cock?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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