Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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